Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
how do you say “i know we haven’t hung out in a month, but i gave myself an amazing orgasm to your picture the other day” without coming on too strong
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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