Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
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