Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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