Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
A girl told me I was her "alcohol spirit animal" tonight. Somehow I think my whole life was secretly building up to this moment
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
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