is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
I don't deserve a penis
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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