Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
Just got off the phone with poison control. They're more concerned about our alcohol intake than that the beer bong was last cleaned with pine sol.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
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