I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
They should really pass out barf bags in church
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
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