redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
I now know he's been cheating for a while. I also know HER name, address, phone number, Facebook account, religion and zodiac sign. I feel like I'm earning my restraining order. Point is, never fuck over a librarian.
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
Randomize
