Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
There's some band that practices next door to my apartment. I'm thinking we may need to check that out. I could be like, "Hey boys, thought you might like some lemonade and vagina."
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
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