That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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