What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
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