I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
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