yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
Holy shit dude........stairs
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
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