so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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