I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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