white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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