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I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
I put an asterick after the names of people in my phone that I've fucked. Both as a form of bragging, and also so I can actually remember all their names.
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
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