i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
got weed?
I'm really tired of you accidentally texting me when your doing illegal things. I'm taking away your phone.
sorry mom...
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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