going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
we tried to pick out bridesmaid dresses with pockets so we could sneak flasks in with us. what the fuck is the point of a dry wedding?
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
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