how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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