i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
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Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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