It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
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