so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
40s are totally the cure
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
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