Those balls look pretty dangerous.
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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