You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
A Valium induced mom decided to walk into my bedroom this morning without knocking. Guess what I was doing? FML
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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