i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
Strip clubs it is bday boy. One condition. I am in full custody of your ID. I plan on being in no condition to coordinate rescue operations and we need to keep casualties to a minimum. You cannot be trusted.
Alright goddamnit. Can I bring my pirate hat?
I insist.
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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