I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
Ambien. No doubt about it.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
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