in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
I got inside last night via doggy door
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
Love that I’m sending my uber driver a thank you message for taking me home via mcdonalds tonight before I’m messaging my date from tonight! Lol
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