All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
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