he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
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