Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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