So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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