this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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