Last night I had a dream we played Uno and had sex. You won at Uno, but you lost at sex.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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