So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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