69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
he thought i was a dude.
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
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