Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
We are a team. I lure them in with my tits, feed them enough alcohol to consider homosexuality, and hand them off to you.
You're the best wingman ever.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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