just come out here and I will go home with you...
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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