so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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