YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
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