No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
new low: my hungover self just mistook bacon grease for mashed potatoes. worst. mistake. ever.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
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