Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
A cab driver remembered me by name, address, and ex fuck buddys nick name from a year ago. I mustve been one memorable shit show.
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
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