i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
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