After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
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