Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
i shit you not. the flight is delayed because they have to change fucking light bulb. all the airport bars are closed and my shit is in checked luggage.
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