me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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