She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
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