with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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