and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
Listening to my boss get blown in the next room by a male bartender from the gay bar. And watching pawnstars. Tell me I'm not the best wingman ever.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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