is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
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