forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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