Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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