i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
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