Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
Randomize
